Rachel Maddow is oh so Dea

Just take a look. Is there anything that says dea more than this image? She is so dea. Everyone reading this is now more dea just for looking at her. Dea, dea, dea.

People named "Brett"

People named Brett are dea. Brett Favre may be the exception to this rule of Dea of course but someone named Brett who likes Brett Favre is dea. Note: someone who is from Canada (not Montreal), plays baseball, and is named Brett ranks a 5 on the following scale of deaness.

0---1---2---3---4---5
not dea<--------->really dea

Barack Obama IS our president but he IS Dea

Hello, I am the resident.

Are Midget Actors Dea?

yes.

Question: How will Segways revolutionize transportation?

Answer: they won't, because they are dea.

"Hey let's rent Segways."

"Yay! let's do it!"

5 minutes into the rental.

"These are silly. I feel like a dork. I look like an idiot. Why aren't we walking?"

Fat or "Big" Guys Who Think They Are Strong

"Hey, I kind of a big guy. Let me help you carry that."- Jim Lackstringer (a fat guy who thinks he strong.)

"Oh look, there's Jim. He's pretty strong. He's doesn't say much either. I think he is one of those strong, silent, intelligent types"- Bonnie Jenkins

It turns out though that Jim was incapable of helping Bonnie as he is, in fact, morbidly obese, has a below average IQ, and is just quiet.

Dirt Bike n' Jeans (submitted from email)

This is from an email sent from an anonymous user (edited for content):

I stopped at a stop light on my way through a rural town in northern Minnesota. To my left was a city path: weedy, overgrown, marshy. On the path were two teenage boys driving minibikes - they wore jeans, metal shirts, and had that slight pubic hair mustache look, and yes mullets. They looked, without equivocation, just like the guys that drove minibikes when we lived in Bamber Wood. It could have been 1976 and they could have had KISS transitor radios. Absolute time warp.

The Question is: is there anything more DEA than any person, male, female, who grew up in Country Club Manor? And the addendum sub question, is there anything more DEA than the 17 year old Country Club Manor kid riding his motorcross bike, while wearing jeans, in July when its 90 degrees out?

That might be the DEA'est thing of all time . . . .

Recliner Bikes (submitted from email)

Submitted anonymously:

Let's discuss those guys that ride past you on the bike trail on those "ergo" bikes, the ones that recline back? usually they're men between the ages of 43 and 55, thin,slightly balding, possibly closet homosexuals or at least have thought about another man's penis, are moderately successful but extremely dea and think they are being really clever. they actually kind of look like they might be kind of fun to ride and yet the very thought of climbing on one of those and riding around town makes me shiver in deaness. it's not quite as dea as the country club manor type 19-27 year olds who ride on those short dirt bikes but maybe dea-er because the latter is at least just white trash while the former is just plain dea and should know better...

Low rider bikes

There is nothing "old school" about these bikes or riders. Where do they think they are going (on their bike and in life). They have a little too much time on their hands. And, yes that is a steering wheel on his bike.

The Mullet Cliche

There is already so much time dedicated to mullets on various websites (e.g. http://www.mulletjunky.com/) and virally circulated things that I want to avoid an onslaught of mullet postings. But I have to post this example because it ascends mulletitude (the attitude that is behind a mullet) to a whole new level of dea. Of course, mullets in and of themselves are dea. But, the idea that so many people are aware of them now and yet still people choose this "lifestyle-hairstyle" is amazing to me. It is almost as if the art of the mullet imitates life. A mullet is in a way defiance and the wearer is defiant. Here, the mulleteer proclaims "I am wearing a hair piece and a male thong and a mullet. Nothing will stop me." Many boundaries are crossed here. It almost shouldn't be mentioned that he probably shaves all of his body hair and freely discusses his Brazillian wax as if it just another haircit. The fact that there are children on this beach is alarming too.